False Eyedoll Menu

St. Paul, MN

STARTERS

$10

LOADED KETTLE CHIPS | GF

Blue Cheese Sauce, Bacon, Sriracha, Chives

$10

$12

ASPARAGUS FRIES | V DF

Panko Breaded, Basil Mayo

$12

$16

NACHOS | GF DFP

Chicken Tinga or Pork Carnitas, White Queso Sauce, Charred Corn Salsa, Shredded Lettuce, Lime Crema, Queso Fresco, and Salsa Verde

$16

$21

CAMPECHANA | DF GF

Argentinian Red Shrimp, Lime Cocktail Sauce, Avocado, Cucumber, Tostadas

$21

$19

GARLIC NAAN | V

Grilled Flatbread, Spicy Greek Feta Dip, Tomato Bruschetta, and Olive Tapenade

$19

$13

CHEESE CURDS | V

Marinara and House Ranch

$13

$12

ONION RINGS | V DF

House Ranch and Apostle Sauce

$12

$16

CHICKEN WINGS | GF

Choice of Lemon Pepper Dry Rub, Oyster Sauce, Spicy Miso Buffalo

$16

BIG BASKETS

$14

APOSTLE BURGER & FRIES

White American Cheese, Pickles, Caramelized Onions, Lettuce, Apostle Sauce and Brioche Bun

$14

$16

BACON FRESNO BURGER & FRIES

Pepper Jack Cheese, Chopped Crispy Bacon, Pickled Fresno, Roasted Garlic Aioli and Brioche Bun

$16

$15

PINEAPPLE BBQ BURGER & FRIES

Grilled Pineapple Salsa, Pickled Red Onion, Guacamole, Chipotle Citrus BBQ Sauce and Brioche Bun

$15

$17

COCONUT SHRIMP & FRIES DF

Creamy Cabbage Slaw, Tartar Sauce and Sweet Chili Sauce

$17

$15

FRIED CHICKEN PATTY & FRIES DF

Panko Breaded Chicken, Creamy Cabbage Slaw, Pickles, Apostle Sauce and Brioche Bun

$15

$13

FRIED SPAM TACOS | DF

Pickled Cucumber, Pickled Fresno and Unagi Aioli

$13

TACOS DORADOS | GF DFP

Chicken Tinga or Pork Carnitas, Lettuce, Charred Corn Salsa, White Cheddar Cheese, Salsa Aguacate, Lime Crema, Corn Chips and Salsa

$13

$24

GRILLED CHICKEN ALFREDO

Herb Marinated Chicken Breast, Linguine, Garlic, Bèchamel, and Parmesan

$24

$26

LINGUINE ROSSA | V

Asparagus, Zucchini, Red Bell Peppers, Arugula, Coconut Milk, Sun-Dried Tomato Pesto, Cashews, and Crispy Garlic

$26

SOUP & SALADS

$7 / $12

MANHATTAN CLAM CHOWDER

Bacon, Clams, Tomato Broth, Potato, Fresh Herbs and Oyster Crackers

$7 / $12

$15

CAESAR WITH WHITE ANCHOVY | GFP

Chopped Romaine, Boquerones, Parmesan, Croutons, Lemon, Cracked Peppercorn and Quinoa Crunch

$15

$16

APOSTLE WEDGE | GFP

Baby Iceberg, Grape Tomatoes, Blue Cheese Dressing, Bacon, Pickled Red Onion, Blue Cheese Crumbles, and Herbed Breadcrumbs

$16

FARRO SALAD | V

Bibb Lettuce, Frisée, Onion, Cucumber, Snap Peas, Carrot, Avocado, Queso Fresco, Sunflower Seeds, Sesame Vinaigrette

$16

$8 / $14

HOUSE SALAD | V GF

Baby Iceberg Lettuce, Cherry Tomato, Onions, Cucumber, Carrot, White Cheddar Cheese, Sunflower Seeds, Choice of Dressing

$8 / $14

ADD 7oz GRILLED CHICKEN BREAST $8

ADD 5 GRILLED SHRIMP $8

ADD 4oz HANGER STEAK $16

DESSERTS

$12

STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM CAKE

Nilla Wafer, Strawberry Milk Glaze

$12

BEIGNETS

Powdered Sugar, Mixed Berry & Cherry Compote

$12

PINEAPPLE UPSIDE DOWN CAKE

Vanilla Cake, Coconut Flakes, Coconut Rum Caramel, Whipped Cream, Cherry on Top

$12

DRINKS

COCKTAILS

Available by the Glass or Pitcher

$12 / $36

PAINKILLER

House Rum Blend, Pineapple Juice, Coconut Syrup, Orange Juice, Nutmeg and Cinnamon

$12 / $36

$14 / $42

MAI TAI

House Rum Blend, Orange Liqueur, Orgeat, Lime, 151 Rum Float

$14 / $42

$12 / $36

RETRO-RITA

Featured Flavor, Tequila Blanco, Orange Liqueur, Lime, Nectar

$12 / $36

$10 / $30

TROPICAL LEMONADE

Windsor Canadian Whiskey, Strawberry Liqueur, and Lemonade with a Splash of Soda

$10 / $30

$12 / $36

RASPBERRY TEQUILA SANGRIA

White Wine with Dobel Silver Tequila, Lime Juice, Sugar, Ginger Ale and Raspberries

$12 / $36

$10 / $30

PEACH PUNCH

Stoli Peach Vodka, Barrow’s Ginger Liqueur, Orange Juice, and Lime Juice

$10 / $30

$13 / $39

FALSE EYEDOLL

Coconut Rum, House Rum Blend, Peach Schnapps, Lychee, and Mango

$13 / $39

$12 / $36

RED BULL TROPICAL TEQUILA

Red Bull Yellow Edition, Dobel Silver Tequila, Orange Juice and Lime Juice

$12 / $36

RED BULL WATERMELON MARGARITA

Red Bull Red Edition, Dobel Silver Tequila, and Lime Juice

$12 / $36

BUCKETS

6 Cans Per Bucket

$8 / $40

HIGH NOON VODKA SELTZER

Black Cherry, Pineapple, or Peach

$8 / $40

Can

$8 / $40

HIGH NOON TEQUILA SELTZER

Rotating

$8 / $40

Can

$7 / $35

TALL BOYS

Bud Light, Busch Light, Michelob Golden Light, Grain Belt Premium, Grain Belt Nordeast, Corona Mexican Lager, Surly Furious IPA, Toppling Goliath King Sue IPA, Bent Paddle Bent Hop IPA

$7 / $35

JUICY WINE

$20

BOONE’S FARM

Strawberry Hill, Strawberry Daiquiri, Sangria, Fuzzy Navel, Blue Hawaiian

$20

Bottle only

Available ON THE PATIO, WEATHER PERMITTING

GF - GLUTEN-FREE, GFP - GLUTEN-FREE POSSIBLE, DF - DAIRY-FREE, DFP - DAIRY-FREE POSSIBLE
V - VEGETARIAN, VP - VEGETARIAN POSSIBLE, V+ - VEGAN

Note: Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness.